He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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