I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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