They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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