You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How's work?
Spinning.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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