how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm having to shit out rocks
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