Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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