What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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