Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize