It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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