Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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