Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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