Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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