Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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