I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I forget how to act sober
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