You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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