We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You've changed since you got that strap on
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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