Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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