This girl is more easily done than said...
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Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And then he peed in my hair
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