I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?