He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts