so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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