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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You're perfectly engineered for doggy style

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• (432): View more from Texas

  He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?

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  How did the beer even get there in the first place?

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  That's not what's important right now

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• (315): View more from New York

  we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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• (310): View more from California

  we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.

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• (585): View more from New York

  His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.

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