I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.