I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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