Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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