I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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