whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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