i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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