i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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