mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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