You're my little dorito
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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