Me too!
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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