so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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