the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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