just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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