I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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