just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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