I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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