So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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