like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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