whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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