she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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