Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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