with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
