Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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