Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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