I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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