So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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