we have officially lost it.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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