yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
It's just like the Real World with babies
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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