dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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