What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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