Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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