you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
