Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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