problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Two words: nipple clamps
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