is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
