If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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