Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Sorry about my life...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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