I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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