But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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