oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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